If you aren't too offended by the f-word and the n-word you should definitely listen to this new Cee-lo.
After the big media kerfluffle over the parasailing donkey, British tabloid The Sun stepped in and purchased the donkey for 70,000 roubles (£1,500 or $2,346.75). She is now ensconced in the Kremlin Horse Riding School where she receives four-star treatment. You can see the story here.
Except…
According to The Guardian, Komsomolskaya Pravda says they got the wrong
donkey. The donkey getting the massages
and organic carrots is Anpaka. The donkey
who went on the sky ride is Manya, and she is still at home by the Black
Sea.
I had hoped for a happy ending to this story, but instead we will have to settle for a Loretta Lynn song containing a mule analogy.
Now with extra stripey cuteness!
I have a busy day lined up but I thought you'd like to stare at this explosion of adorableness. I know I do!

She's a 4-day old zedonk at the Chestatee Wildlife Preserve in Lumpkin County, Ga.and she's making the rounds in the internet news today. There's more at NPR.

I was so upset by this story about a parasailing Russian donkey that I got agitated and forgot to post it yesterday.
The article is woefully light on details of the donkey's present whereabouts and well-being.
Those fucking Russians. First with the dancing bears and now with this... Ima hafta slap some bitches.
When I saw this fabulous print by MikeOncley at Etsy I had to share it with my Vox peeps. ![]()
The Suburb Beyond the Stars from Sang Lee on Vimeo.
As I glanced through the news to see what's up with donkeys this week I came across an article from Virginia about a woman who is raising American Mammoth Jackstock. These are the really tall donkeys that people breed with horses to get the largest possible mules.
From my amateur's understanding, Mammoth Jackstock are the donkeys that are descended from the two Andalusian donkeys that George Washington got from Charles III of Spain.
I like what Audrey Cadle says about her big ole donkeys...
They’re a fight, not flight, animal, she said. Unlike horses, the donkeys hardly ever spook. If Cadle and Gus are out on a ride and he encounters a situation he’s uncomfortable with, he will stand there and determine how he feels about it before moving forward. He once jumped four feet so he wouldn’t have to touch a small puddle, but after that he was fine.
I would pay good money to see them play with their cones and pool noodles.

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